Twitter Feed, DWC, February 20, 2017

The following is a parody of Queen’s 1974 hit “Killer Queen.” Thanks to Freddie and Al for the inspiration. You may want to cue the music.

He keeps his phone in close reach
With his own arrogance
“Let them read tweets,” he says
Just like a celebrity guest
Not even a murmur
From Bannon or Kushner
All the time an impulse
He can’t put aside

Portraits and silhouettes
No sense of etiquette
The failing New York Times

He’s a Twitter Feed
Bragging and name calling
Insults just to be mean
Guaranteed to show his hind
All the time
Ooh, he claims he calls his own shots
No problem, Mike will remove the spots
Wanna cry?

In forty-four characters
Instead of questions from the press
Product placement
That’s much less distress
Place a call to China
The job is fun, kinda
And we all know that
Negative polls are FAKE NEWS!

We must keep “evil” out of our country (evil)
The so-called judge, who is he?
Dangerous and big fonts

He’s a Twitter Feed
Bragging and name calling
Insults just to be mean
Delusional, has he lost his mind?
If there’s time

At four-a.m. he’s ready to go
like an active volcano

Then Kellyanne will provide his back
Illogically with alternative facts

Please tell me it’s all a dream, dream
Mar-a-Lago will host you

He’s a Twitter Feed
Bragging and name calling
Insults just to be mean
Oh, how we are in a bind
All the time

Ooh, why are we so surprised?
We read these tweets on his rise
Another round?
Not another round

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